Sunday, June 6, 2010

JALDAPARA TOUR (EPISODE - 21)

Sain: - Basically, there is too much hype about this China Market of Siliguri. This torch costs 90 bucks! In Esplanade area, Chandni market and Fancy market; you can buy this same torch at 40 bucks only. Chinese government is smartly playing fool with the Indian government. These electronics products don’t get sold in their own markets, because these are all defective. Now, the Chinese people just dump these products in this Siliguri Chinese market. People of North Bengal are fools. They will buy these products by thinking that Chinese products are of high quality and cheaper than Indian products. But, they don’t understand that it is a trap. Moreover, the Chinese products are such that if you buy it once, you have no other choice than to buy it again and again. It becomes an addiction. The ‘Use & Throw’ concept came due to Chinese products. Their strategy is to force the Indian customers to forget the Indian products. Recently, a ship carrying all these Chinese products sank near the Jammudweep Island of Sundarbans. All the fishermen collected many Chinese products by using their fishing nets. Go to Kakdwip market of South 24- Parganas. There, you will find all the Chinese umbrellas, torches, batteries, transistors, mobile handsets and other electronic goods in a very cheap price because the fishermen didn’t incur any expense to buy those products. They got all those products from that point of the Bay of Bengal, where that ship sank. You people can buy products from this Siliguri China market. I will not buy anything.

Ayandeep: - Then you just do the time-pass by staring at the beautiful girls, who are walking in this China market.

Roy: - Siliguri girls are really beautiful. In Kolkata, I can’t find so many beautiful girls flocking together in any market. Majority of Siliguri girls are Mongoloid in nature. They are wearing tight jeans and tight-fitted T-shirt to display a bulging effect on their upper important portion. They are not so fond of high-heel sandals. 7 out of 10 Siliguri girls are always eating the chewing gum. I don’t know, whether they are trying to hide the bad smell of alcoholic drinks from their mouth or not.

Debrup: - Hmm…the physical qualities of Siliguri girls are better than Kolkata. It is always profitable to visit any red light area of Siliguri rather than of Kolkata.

Sain: - Aah…you will even get these Nepali type chinki girls in Park Street area also, provided that you become a loyal, regular and a rich customer for them. Good quality demands a good price too. In Siliguri, you may get at a cheaper cost, as it is their domestic market, he he he…

Debarjun: - Uff…you people have again started discussing about girls?

Roy: - Oh my God! Debarjun is not interested in girls. We should better maintain a safe distance from him.

Debarjun: - Ha ha ha…I am more attracted to girls than you people. That is why; I always pretend in public places that I am not so interested in girls because if you run after the girls, they will make you run. If you don’t run after the girls, they will start the marathon race to become your wife.

Sain: - See the fun. We are the whales, that is why, we always have to breathe oxygen above the surface of the sea water, but Debarjun is a shark, who is breathing oxygen under the deep waters only, he he he…

Ayandeep: - You people just need a topic to discuss, baapre baap…that‘s what makes a Bengali person unique in this world. Bengalis don’t have any dearth of knowledge but at the time of implementation, they will have nice sleep. After waking up from the sleep, they will start pointing fingers at others and again a new series of debate or gossip starts. It is already 6.55 PM. We should now go to the bus stand to board the A/C Volvo bus to Kolkata.

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Debrup: - I will never board any A/C Volvo Bus in future. It is 7 hours late. It took 19 hours to reach Kolkata from Siliguri.

Sain: - Anyway, the tour was a success, that’s the big thing. Guys; don’t forget to visit the link 01: http://arindamsain-jaldaparatour.blogspot.com and link 02:- http://arindamsainjaldaparatourphotos.blogspot.com . See you all in the college tomorrow. Till then; Goodbye.

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