Tranny 01:- Ei deh naa…hai hai…Chikney…come on, give us some money.
Ayandeep: - I can hear that typical clapping sound. Again, a group of tranny has boarded the train. Half an hour ago, I was literally harassed by them. I got rid of them by giving 10 bucks. Excuse me please. I need to go to the washroom of this side.
Sain: - ei, Ayandeep, wait, I will also accompany you.
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Tranny 02:- Come on, dear, give us some money.
Roy: - Hey, don’t touch me. Just half an hour ago, we have given money to your friends.
Tranny 01:- Hai hai, they were the trannies of different district. Every district has its own group of trannies. Now, the train is running through Malda district, dear. Come on, give us some money.
Debarjun: - Sain and Ayandeep have fled from this place to avoid this situation. Hey, Debrup, do you have any 5 rupee coin. Just give them.
Debrup: - Ei, just take this 5 bucks. We cannot give more than that.
Tranny 02:- Uff, both of you are so naughty, but this boy is sweet, mmuaah….lakkhi cheley…
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Sain: - Ha ha ha…uff…baapre baap…ei, Ayandeep, we should have not fled to the washroom. We have missed the lovely scene, where a tranny was giving a flying kiss to Roy. Oho! Roy, a tranny has fallen in love with you. You should give us a treat for that. He he he….
Roy: - Hmm…you people are laughing at it. Actually, this is harassment. That tranny has physically abused me.
Ayandeep: - Arrey, this harassment was still a good one. You know, what happened to one of my friends, while he was travelling to North Bengal by train. He was having a nice nap on the upper berth in the afternoon. Suddenly, some trannies boarded the train. One of those trannies pressed my friend’s natural asset so hard that he woke up with a painful surprise. Imagine, how you feel, if someone presses your pipe so hard, when you are having a nice sleep. My friend uttered so many slang languages to them, but, it hardly matters to those trannies. At the end, those trannies forcefully collected 20 bucks from my friend.
Roy: - There is no law to prevent these trannies from boarding the train? They always harass the passengers. They have some sexual organ problems and malfunction, so, what can we do for that? God has created them like that. For that reason, why should we be harassed by these trannies?
Debarjun: - Oh! Come on. Now, forget that topic. We have given them money. Those trannies will not disturb us again. So, just forget it. Hey, look at my mobile handset. The Airtel connection is showing a tower of Bihar. Is this train going through Bihar?
Sain: - No, the train is going through the Malda district. If you see the map of West Bengal, you can locate a region in Malda district, where the state of Bihar border and Bangladesh border is just about to touch each other. But in between those borders, there is a small portion of Malda region of West Bengal. Our train is going to that small region.
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Debrup: - Uff…chalo, after a long journey, we have reached New Jalpaiguri station. It is now 5.55 PM. Wow, the train has reached the station before the scheduled time. That’s quite good.
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Auto Driver: - Silguri! Siliguri! This auto will go to Siliguri. Yes, Sir! How many are you in number?
Debarjun: - We are 5 in number. We want to go to Siliguri. How much will you take?
Auto Driver: - I will take 40 bucks. Just sit inside my Auto, Sir.
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